Frigid freezer

A spin off referring to fridge-freezer used to insult someone who won't commit so sexual action. This pun also refers to the persons cold heart

Victoria is such a frigid freezer

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

spacker

Someone who repeatedly acts like a dick because they think that they are being funny

Alan: ha gay ha gay ha gay
Ben: stop being a spacker alan

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