special needs

Describes a person requiring very particular foods (usually expensive, frequently for cosmetic, vain, or self-righteous reasons).

Used to reframe the target as disadvantaged, instead of elite or health-conscious.

Ex 1
Jeffrey: Sorry, bro, that has HFCS in it.
Brian: What do you mean? It's fine in moderation..
Jeffrey: Do I look moderate to you? Bitch please, I'm special needs.

Ex 2
Edward: You're sleeping with her now? Heh, just be sure to have on hand some soy milk, muesli, and morningstar veggie bacon. Caron is special needs.

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