leap year drunk

The level of drunkenness that you're only dumb enough to achieve every four years or so. Utterly shattered. A leap year drunk usually results in an epic story of debauchery that can only be told by the friends of the victim, or, often, total strangers you you gave your phone number to.

Alissa: On Friday I went out with Melissa and got REALLY drunk ... I mean like leap year drunk. She can tell you about it better than I can, though.

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Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.