lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.

Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"

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copcicle

a motorcycle mounted officer. Term often used for humorous purposes when one rides by.

Was that a copcicle, or just a fast cow?

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