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A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.
Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
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1. The one who will, sooner or later, give it to ya.
2. Dead man walking.
3. A militant, right-wing, neo-Fascist.
4. The Devil, and doing the Devil's work.
5. The guy who loves every minute of his job. Ooo Rah!
Yo X, can you believe I married Red?
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1. The Beast from the East. An ultra aggressive neo-fascist with a penchant for destroying furniture and picture windows. The stereotypical suburban madman.
2. That porky guy.
Minority: Yo, man. What's with the Nazi tattoo?
Double S: Those are my initials, you Gay communist Jew.
23π 16π
1. The Beast from the East. An ultra aggressive neo-fascist with a penchant for destroying furniture and windows. The stereotypical suburban madman.
2. That porky guy.
Minority: Yo, man. What's with the Nazi tattoo?
Double S: Those are my initials, you gay commie Jew.
4π 6π
The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time. Detroit slang.
One more drink or should we head home?
No fun allowed!
68π 33π
The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time.
Anyone care for another drink, perhaps play a game, enjoy yourself?
No fun allowed!
7π 43π
A backwoods-dwelling, inbred, adulterous, possibly female Hillbilly from Michigan's lower peninsula. Usually identified by a pasty, yet blotchy skin color and a drug store dye job. Identification is easier when she's having one of her trademark herpes outbreaks, which turns the crotch a legionous and slimy red color.
"Oh my gosh, can you believe Double S actually married red?"
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