General Abrams

The inspiration for and namesake of the U.S. Army's M-1A1 Main Battle Tank. In urban use, it is a discreet way of describing a woman with a large rear end. This is used in lieu of the phrase Tank Ass. It is advantageous because unless the woman has a knowledge of American military history she will be none the wiser.

Wow, that's quite a butt she has on her.
Yes, she's quite the General Abrams.

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Bridgette

An alternative spelling for the Anglo-American name Bridget. It is a style that appears French, and therefore sophisticated, in the eyes of Francophiles. They especially enjoy pronouncing it as the phoenetic Bridge-ott, with a subtle air of cultural superiority.

My name is Bridgette and I'm French. Why else would I be wearing this ridiculous hat? I have a reservation for eight o'clock, and I'm better than you. Now get me my table or I will taunt you a second time.

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Manimal

Noun (n) - The inner demon that can emerge when the body's defenses are weakened by the consumption of hard liquor. It posesses the host, causing destruction, terror, and mayhem until the alcohol has been flushed from the system. It has an insatiable appetite for broken glass. At this point the demon goes into remission until the next drinking binge.

1. Luke: But you said the Manimal betrayed and murdered my father.
Ben: He did. He was seduced by the darkest of rums...151. At that point he ceased to be Dave and became the Manimal. When that happened, the sober man who was your father was destroyed. He's more animal now than man. Drunk, twisted, and evil.

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