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A girl who is hot, flirty, lively and sexy when clothed, but once you get her in bed, she's like a warm ham with a pulse.
That girl Shawonka sure has the curves and knows she's a fine piece of ass, but bro - what a fuckdud. It was like an extra pink corpse in my bed.
Spoon toot. When the little spoon farts into the big spoons crotch.
How was the date with Mary?
Eh... it was ok. She spooted on me all night. Kinda weird.
Lumpy, saggy breasts, having the appearance of oozing down her chest like oatmeal sliding down a wall.
Q: How was your date last night?
A: Dude, her boobs were like oatmeal on a wall.
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An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding
Also see Mexican.
Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.
A chain of hole-in-the-wall taco restaurants in southern California, famous for producing life-changing diarrhea in those who bravely consume it's menu items.
Mr. Taco gave me the most amazing case of Fire Hose Ass I have ever experienced.
When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.
Also see chubby-duped.
Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.
Generic term for a black southern female.
Shit man, Louisiana sure does have a lot of Shawonkas...