Sarah Radner

A strange 7’1 kid who is usually found in the sewage pipes with their frogs friends. They are always willing to give you a hug/smooch in exchange for a Snapple Grapeade. When you first get to know ur Sarah, they’ll tell you that they’re a Taurus, so make sure to feed them lots. Radner’s do have a habit of being very smart, so they’re very intellectual. Sarah can have mild frat boy symptoms from time to time. Sarah makes for a good waifu and is very contradicting when it come to Wikipedia.

Sarah Radner is so hot she lit my steak on fire

Sarah Radner is the sexiest mother fucker on this plantet

Sarah Radner started Global Warming

Sarah Radner set my house on fire

Sarah Radner set fire to my cat cuz of how hot she is

Sarah Radner walk with the elegance of a luscious frog

Sarah Radner will make your life better in every way (except ur cat might die)

Man, that Sarah Radner is somethin else……