Mark Hoppus

A founding member of blink-182 and THE best bass player in the world.

Young bass guitar learner: "Damn I wish I could be as good as Mark Hoppus!"
Experienced Bass player: "You can try son, you can try...

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French Letter

A condom. Used to protect against AIDS and HIVs during sex.

Man: I wish I wore a french letter at the prom.

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CT

Short for Cock Tease. Plural: CT's or Cock Teases. A woman that screws with your mind by getting you sexually aroused (eg. grinding againt you) and then rejecting you when you want to take it further. Can result in a case of blue balls if severe enough.

Man 1: Dude, this chick was all over me then totally bailed when I wanted head!
Man 2: Damn CT's man.

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