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God must've been drunk when he made people.
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To "do school" means to study your schoolwork just for the grades, and not because you actually care about what you're learning. It's really a skill which must be acquired with practice usually in high school.
John knows how to do school really well. He just aced a test in Chemistry, but already forgot what an ion is!
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Word of choice in a helter-skelter situation
Everyone's running around like a bunch of maniacs in the airport. Fucklediddledoo!
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The reason why God will one day regret having created humans and destroy us all.
Reality tv sucks major!!!!
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The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!
Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
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