fat cunt

A word for someone that is so fat and obese that they can't see past their rolls of blubber
ie: greedy bastard!!

You are one fat cunt, who ate all the pies?

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corned beef curtains

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

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double-dare

(noun)
A person with such a giant nose, it can only be compared to the obstacle that was featured in the classic game show, Family Double-Dare.

"Shut up, double-dare."

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omerta

When someone asks you a question that there is no way they will get the answer from you, you say 'omerta'.

"Who are you seeing before the dance"
"omerta"

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