Creepy Finger Quotes

(n) 1. A motion of the hands meant to signify the usage of a quote, yet done in a fast and clumsy manner that may be viewed as inappropriate, disgusting, or just plain perverted. 2. a phrase any uneducated, liberal judge might use to define a very talented and informed orator that watches the news quite frequently.

First of all, I thought finger quotes were with two fingers, not all of them--you have creepy finger quotes.

His creepy finger quotes make me feel uncomfortable, and therefore I need a restraint order.

Wow, he has a really intriguing Oratory, regardless of how he performs his creepy finger quotes.

Perhaps that kid just doesn't have enough coffee in his system to perform normal finger quotes...those are just creepy finger quotes.

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