Annulment

Ending a marriage before it has been consummated. Its like buying something from the store and returning it before it is removed from the package.

Father: "Son, your Mother and I are getting a divorce."
Son: "Isn't that the same thing as an annulment?"
Father: "No Son, your Mother and I had sex, and in turn, you, therefore we cannot get an annulment."

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