twinkie bus

noun: A smaller than standard school bus generally used to transport students with mental and/or physical disabilities. "Twinkie" derives from the color of the bus (yellow) as well as the size of the vehicle (small). Also known as short bus or retard rocket.

"You better watch it, Jimmy, or you're going to be riding the twinkie bus to school before you know it.

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noodle maker

A dirty Italian who eats a lot of pasta. Generally very hairy and overweight, possibly smells of alcohol. Most likely drinks.

"Shave your armpits, you stupid noodle maker!"

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