Ska

'Third Wave' ska is the most common these days, a combination of upbeat music with meaningful lyrics.
The general message (when it's not about something random like showers or pigeons) seems to be life has its downsides but we can still feel good about it.

Less Than Jake, Catch 22, Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Mustard Plug, Sublime, Rancid, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Spunge, NOFX, Pietasters...

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Shitya

1) Excellence in its most extreme form.
2) A good variable to use in a computer program.

1) Shitya!!!!!!
2) For Shitya = 1 to 100 do Shitya +1

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Ear Fuck

When a chick won't blow you

I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick

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cumbubble

An insult, used to describe somebody who's about as pleasant to hang around with as a bubble of spent cum.

Who the fuck invited this cumbubble to the party?

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Bilznatch

Noun. variant of BITCH or BIZNATCH

1. An overly disagreeable woman

2. A whiney male

1. I wanted to slap that bilznatch so badly; she's been bitching all fucking day.

2. Stop being a little bilznatch, dude.

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zeddit

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

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Potato Cookers

Hippy, High, Drunk, Lesbian, Canadian Campers/Hikers. Cute and not cute(thats how they pair up), the best damn potato cookers in the world.

(While sitting at the campfire...)
Lesbian1: Hey, we got some potatoes. eh!?
Person1: Sweet!! Cookem up.
Lesbian2: Here ya go.
Person1: Wow!! Yer the best damn Potato Cookers in the world.