Meer Love

When a girl likes to do the deed with a guy who looks like a Meerkat like Timon

Lauren - you look like a meerkat

Mason - i sure doooo

Lauren - FUCK ME

NEXT DAY

Mason - Guess what?!
Jonny - OH MY GOD WHAT?!
Mason - I GOT ME SOME MEER LOVE :)

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Borny

When you are extremely horny for a burger

Sarah - What you gonna get?
Sally - I do not know oh wise one, you?
Sarah - A burger
Sally - a burger?! oh i am so BORNY
Sarah - Borny lovin' like McLovin