Dusty cunt

An old, barely-used, dry husk of a vagina. Pray you never encounter one.

Pat exposed her dusty cunt at the senior center and caused the maintenance crew to emerge with their Hoovers.

eye slurp

the act of leering at someone in a sexually suggestive way. Typically, the "leerer" is imagining a twisted sexual act with the person he or she is looking at.

While walking down the hallway at work, Francis eye slurped Pat in her new skirt.

Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.