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A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)
(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).
You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!
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Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"
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The irritating phrase repeated relentlessly by an individual who has blatantly asked you for advice or a demonstration on a given subject and proceeds then to dismiss everything you tell them (often cutting you off mid-sentence) in a feeble attempt at not appearing as unknowledgeable as you clearly know them to be; thus culminating with said individual's arrogance preventing them from gleaning any information from you whatsoever.
You: So Andrew, to begin with we need to engage stage B...
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...then move on to instigate phase...
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...two of the...
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...process. *Sighs*
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Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.
"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."
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(British colloquial slang)
(Pronounced as 'mother') Descriptive of heavy falling snow (though not nearly as severe as a blizzard).
"The snowfall was quite light ten minutes ago, but now it's really starting to puther".
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The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.
"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"