THEYLOR SHIT

A Tyler, the Creator song from someones dream that was a diss on Taylor Swift

“I had a dream that Taylor Swift cam out as non-binary, and made everyone call her “Theylor Swift”. And for some reason Tyler, the Creator dropped a diss track on her called “THEYLOR SHIT”, and I woke up in a cold sweat.”

Awless

The opposite of awful, something very good.

“Man, this food is awless.”

librarby

1: library but spelled wrong because you’re fucking stupid

2: librarby from undertale

P1: yo do you have a librarby card?
P2: do you mean library dumbass?????

Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

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peanits

a human organ used for “jorkin it”

“in the stripped club, straight up “jorkin it” and by “it” haha well let’s just say… my peanits

3👍 1👎

The Downfall of Diddy

A documentery by TMZ about P. Diddy.

“I’m tryna cook some food, why they recomendin’ me Diddy? Presents to you The Downfall of Diddy.”

A Storm with No Rain

When you take a shit without pissing.

P1: Bro, I took a shit but it was A Storm with No Rain.

P2: That’s crazy.