crapelago

A crap large enough and of the proper consistency to accrete in a mountainous form whose peak emerges above the surface of the toilet bowl water like some uninhabited island.

After Burrito Tuesday, Jim made a crapelago at work. People went home early.

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Mmartist

Participant in Mixed Martial Arts. Less annoying than saying 'mixed martial artist'. Looks misspelled, which contributes to the (accurate) belief that Mmartists and their fans are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers.

Lesnar has to be in the top 10 Mmartists of all time.

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slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

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