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a full schofield

A full Schofield Philip Schofield

Doing a full Schofield is the act of stringing along your long time life parter, raising children together, only to turn around and admit the your a gay man/woman once they’re grown and move out.

Person1: Hey man, you heard the news about Jenny?

Person 2: Nah what news?

Person 1: She’s only gone a pulled a full Schofield on Mark!

Person 2: No! They’re been married 27 years!

Person 1: I know, shocking!

by splooshmasterflex February 8, 2020


FFRRTT

FFRRTT: Sound/Onomatopoeia - pronounced (F-urt)

The sound one should make when a peer, colleague or family member makes a slip up or blunder in any sort of way shape or form.

Liam: A man this dude just scored a 5th goal against me in FIFA. It's only the 27th minute and he rainbow flicked my keeper!

Jack: FFRRTT!!!

Rest of the group in chorus: FFFFFRRRRTTTTTTT

fail blunder mistake slip up nip slip dick slip trip

by splooshmasterflex November 10, 2014

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