crackin stick

Masturbating (male), but I guess it could also be female

I’ve been crackin stick since I was 12

Shouldn’ting

The act or conversation of someone telling you you shouldn’t be doing something

Your shouldn’ting off my not wearing a mask is totally correct and appropriate

beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

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