'baters

Loose, comfortable pants with an elastic waistband (i.e. sweatpants) that fascilitate easy masturbation at a moment's notice. Note: this term was coined by @tia_lucia

I can't believe my brother showed up to Thanksgiving in his 'baters.

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oneway

A slang term meaning the act of masturbation.

"Did you have any luck with that hottie from the club?"

"No. I went home and had a oneway."

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Let's do this honky

Let us do the task before us in an awesome way.

"Hey, Double Danger, the President needs us to stop that nuclear missile from hitting the moon."

"Let's do this honky!"

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PMGO

Puke My Guts Out.

"Did you see that cat eating that squirrel?"

"Yeah - PMGO!"

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