Bitey

A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.

Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.

Related: see furry

Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.

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