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Rami Malek

if a sexy guy and candy floss had an threesome with an Egyptian god, had a baby, then sent it off to acting classes, it would be Rami Malek.

Did you see Rami Malek on The War at Home?
Yes, HES SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND SHOW HIM HOW GAY I AM.

by sporksstabsstork January 23, 2019


Cringey

Something that causes embarrassment to look at, but you kind of can’t stop watching at the same time. Can Alain be funny sometimes.

My teacher dabbed today, it was cringey.
Tik Toks are cringey.
Donald Trump around kids = cringey.

by sporksstabsstork January 23, 2019


Brunol

Brunol is a ship name. Pol Rubio + Bruno Bergeron. They’re from a TV show called “Merlí”, available on Netflix. Pol Rubio is played by Carlos Cuevas and Bruno Bergeron is played by David Solans.

Did you watch Merlí?
Yes, my favorite ship is Brunol. They’re perfect for each other!

by sporksstabsstork January 23, 2019


Jill Off

To “Jill Off” is the female version for “Jack Off”, a.k.a; masturbation. Jack & Jill
Jacking off = Jilling off

-Did you manage to jill off your girlfriend last night?
-Yeah, she was totally into it

by sporksstabsstork February 4, 2019