Taxi squad

In sports, the reserve team who only play when the star players are rested.

We've got a tough game next weekend, so we'll need all our stars fit for that, call the taxi squad, they're playing this week.

the anti-Hitler

A moustache that doesn't meet in the middle, usually because the 'tache owner cannot grow hair directly underneath their nose on their philtrum, where the entirety of Adolf Hitler's moustache was located.

Technically it is two seperate moustaches.

"I am growing a moustache, but because I don't grow hair in the middle, I will have to grow the anti-Hitler instead."

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