Lomax

A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.

A huge shit in both girth and length.

If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:

Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax

Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax

Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax

Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax

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Groagan

The classic good shit. Not too big or too small. Easy to unload and clean up after; no mess with a clean pinch off.

Usually firm without being hard, solid and grease free.

Often takes only a few wipes to clean up.

A poop you can be proud of.

-the opposite of diarrhea
Guy 1 "man I really hope I can take a nice clean fast shit and get out of this bathroom quick!"
Guy 2 "then you want a groagan buddy"

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Groaglet

Small pellet poops, like a rabbit, goat or woodland animal shits. Looks like a pile of cholocate marbles or pebbles.

Usually no more than 1/2 inch in diameter. Groaglets drop from your bum into the bowl in steady evenly paced 'kerplunks'.

If you just pooped a tidy little pile of glosette raisins, you pooped groaglets.

If your cheeks are being splished and splashed as you drop shitballs like a machine gun ejecting shells on full auto- groaglets.