whoat!

Used to express surprise or confusion. a combination between "whoa" and "what"

Whoat! You must be kidding!

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lll

laughing laughing laughing. Not just a short laugh. Not just a laugh out loud. But a prolonged laugh of good length.

Did you see that potato? lll

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Pigeon

A slow modem. When your internet connection is really sluggish, you might have a pigeon for a modem.

The pigeon provided by my cable company is so incredibly slow.

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buoyant poop

The type of poop that doesn't flush down the toilet on the first try.

I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop.

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doublerainbow

Interjection used to describe something that is incredibly amazing. To be exclaimed repeatedly with joy and sobbing, preferrably on video posted to Youtube.

Whoa, that’s a full rainbow, all the way. Doublerainbow, oh my God! It’s a double rainbow all the way. Whoa, that’s so intense! Whoa! Man! Wow! Whoa, Uu, Whoa, Oh, Whoa Oh OH! Oh My God! OH MY God! AH AH AH! God! WHOW! OHHHH! OH, OH OH! WOW!! WOOOAH! YAAAAA! Oh! Oh My, oh, my God! Oh my God! Look at that! It’s starting to look like a triple rainbow. Oh, my God, its full on. Double rainbow all the way across the sky! Oh my God! (sobbing) Oh my God! Oh! God! What does this mean? Oh my God! Oh Ohhhh God! Its so bright! It’s so bright and vivid. Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh! Its so beautiful! (sobbing with amazement) (laughing with joy) ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, its a double complete rainbow in front. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, what does it mean. Tell me. Too much. Tell me what it means? Oh, my God, its so intense. Oh, oh, my God.

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amehzing

Combination of meh and amazing. This is the situation where one finds something amazing and the other person finds it meh. In order to come to a conclusion about the situation, both parties can agree to call it amehzing.

Person 1: Dude, Star Wars is so amazing!

Person 2: meh
Person 3: I think you mean "meh" as in "amehzing"

Both parties are satisfied.

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badassify

To make something totally cool, in a tough way, not in a wimpy way.

Sometimes I totally want to badassify pinterest

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