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Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.
Oh, no, I didnât say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. Iâm plant based through his diet
When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!
Smegma, body cheese, or any other fowl, reeking, ooze collected upon a body from lack of personal hygiene
Guy no.1 âfuck man, whatâs that funk?â
Guy no.2 âTodd hasnât showered in like a week, ya boyâs brewin a mean bowl of body chowderâ
When the randomly hot person from the Midwest sneaks a corn-finger finger up the back door without any forewarning mid-fellatio, knowing full well youâre a bootyhole virgin.
You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now Iâm not sure what to think!
A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.
Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.
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The deft sexual act of using oneâs eye lashes as a french tickler on your partnerâs anus, invariably ending in pink eye for itâs practitioner.
I ainât about that vanilla ass sex anymore, you canât just tongue punch dirtstars. You gotta commit and hit that bitch with the eye caramba!
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