A term used in crappy commercials to denote that someone has never eaten good food in their entire life. This usually applies to WalMart.
Husband: OH MY GOD IS THAT STEAK!!!!!????? I've never eaten steak before! Is it our anniversary or something??? Oh God what did I forget???? WHAT DAY IS IT??!!!!
Wife, smirking idiotically: It's Tuesday
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