hellzel

the worst name to ever freaking exist

“who tf is hellzel that’s literally the worst name to exist”

everyone, all of humanity

we

us, a pp, or a disrespectful french word

person 1: we we

french person 1: kys

oogle

when you can’t type, or your keyboard is slower than a snail

“i can’t even spell google without messing up”

Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn