imposture

Someone who seems like an upright citizen, but really has no spine.

When the old lady tripped and fell, Jim rushed over to 'help' her- by relieving her of the weight of her purse. What an imposture.

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Golden Arches

What your coronary arteries turn into after 30+ years of Mickey-D's.

Jack: Look at that fatso under the fake azaleas!
Jill: Yeah, he's really taken the Golden Arches to heart.

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Bureauc Obama

A man or woman of great dreams or ambitions who is crushed by the reality of dogma and bureaucracy.

Jim: So, it turns out I'm not going to be able to adopt those retarded, Marxist Russian immigrant orphans from Yugoslavia- too much red tape.

John: Welcome to your administration, Bureauc Obama.