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cornuism manifesto

The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.

fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011


crossfaded

A word used by people who like to label smoking weed and drinking at the same time. Usually people who use this word have little or no experience using either of these tools. This word used in the presence of people who are drunk and stoned will initiate an uncontrollable spell of laughter, and the drunk and stoned will then make fun of the these people that are calling them crossfaded for the rest of the night and probably week.

stupid girls no way, I can't get crossfaded
drunk/stoned dudes what the fuck is crossfaded?
stupid girls when your drunk and high at the same time
drunk/stoned dudes laughter.. there's a name for it

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011

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glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.

dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011

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