Shirley

Shirley is one of the nicest girls you'll ever meet. But don't go to her dark side. If Shirley is mad she'll go all Lucifer on a cheater. Usually either really pale or the opposite. Either really tall or short. She's beautiful, and not just on the outside. She has many hidden talents that she would love to show others but is to insecure about herself.

Dude 1: Wow, is that Shirley? Dang she's tall.
Dude 2: Huh? Oh I thought you were talking about the small one.

Girl 1: Did you hear Shirley in the locker room after practice?
Girl 2: Yeah! She has such a beautiful voice! She should come out more.

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