You're Gay To Me

what you say to someone of the opposite sex that you have zero romantic interest in. a more polite way of saying it's not you, it's me.

Sorry Joe, but you're gay to me.

wrenched

adjective to describe a situation where someone else throws a wrench in your plans thereby ruining everything.

verb; to wrench, wrenched: meaning to be the wrench thrower in someone else's plans.

had to cut my vacation short to fly home for a wedding. i totally got wrenched.

went on a double date with my friend, ended up with the notty mess. my friend totally wrenched me on that one.