Taftie

An unintelligent specimen of society whose entire existence is based off their inability to be accepted to The Hotchkiss School.

Tafties party with sex offenders, smoke crack, and star in subpar porn videos. Unfortunately, their education does not prepare them for anything else. Tafties usually take out their anger by accusing Hotchkiss girls of doing coke, which is something they've always longed to try but have been unable to afford.

Admissions statistics:
100% of Hotchkiss students were accepted to Taft
0% of Taftie students were accepted to Hotchkiss

Hotchkiss endowment: $350,678,000
Taft endowment: $2,000

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