junk show

A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.

I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.

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boob tray

A bustier or a low cut top paired with a push-up bra, creating the effect of breasts served on a platter, ie "Would anyone like some boobs?"

Can I wear this or is it too boob tray for brunch?

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