Twin Flame

A type of abusive relationship that helps you heal past trauma by replicating past trauma. Potentially very dangerous. Spiritual leaders try to sell you your own feelings. Promises of an ultimate union where you are no longer treated like shit. Might not be worth the wait.

You: But I can't leave him, he's my twin flame. If I leave him I'll never feel like this again *Makes excuses for abusive behaviour*

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Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.