nubblies

the name given to a person or pet who exhibits one or more of the following traits:
1) A shorter stature than most.
2) Lilliputian hands, paws and / or feet.
3) A lack of fingernails, due most likely to excessive chewing.

person 1: oh look at the little nubblies over there
person 2: are you pointing to the pet store or that cute, short girl?
person 1: either one works.
short girl: I'M NOT THAT SHORT, YOU ASSHOLE.

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