skez

the most wonderful person in all the world, excellent in every way.

wow you are almost as perfect as skez

knees

The part of the leg that hurts like a bitch when it rains.

My knees are killing me.

dying camel

a word used to describe the sound that someone makes when they don't want to give you a piggy-back ride

person: shyam! give me a piggy-back ride!
shyam: *dying camel noise*

boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.