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A wedgie is a prank in which the victim has their waistband of their underwear pulled up. A wedgie is painful, since the underwear is forced up the butt cheek. Boys that wear briefs are usually targets for wedgies, since briefs are considered un-cool by the cool kids and are more embarrassing than boxers. Wedgies are usually performed to embarrass someone, or for the fun of it. It is one of the more common types of school pranks, usually performed by bullies.

An atomic wedgie is one where the underwear is pulled up and goes over the head. A hanging wedgie is one of the most painful types of wedgies. The victim has their underwear hanging by something, such as a coathook, a flagpole, a tree, etc. It is very painful, since they can be in the wedgie for a very long time. Wedgies are even more embarrassing if you don't have your clothes on (besides the underwear). A melvin is a wedgie performed in the front, rather than the back. If a wedgie is performed and the underwear is pulled really hard, the underwear can rip, causing even more embarrassment.

I am a victim of wedgie torture. Once, at a sleepover, my friends decided to wedgie torture me. First, they stripped me down to nothing but my tightey whiteys. Then, they gave me an atomic wedgie, and forced me to run around their neighborhood in that wedgie. It was very embarrassing. Then they gave me a hanging wedgie on their fence and left me there until nighttime. A bunch of people saw and came by and laughed at me. Then, they took me down and each of them wedgied me 5 times. Finally, they gave me a hanging wedgie on a coathook, which I had to sleep in. I peed a lot of times. It hurt like hell! I was squirming in that wedgie, and my white briefs didn't even rip. The next day, they each got a turn to pull me down as hard as they could until my briefs ripped, which actually took a long time. Then, they sent me home naked. My butt still hurts from that wedgie experience!

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