Ellie

A girl who came on urban dictionary to find funny definitions for her friends names but instead found out they’re either funny and pretty or sex gods

Ellie: i went looking for funny definitions but all i found was people writing nice stuff

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y/n

either the baddest bitch or a 4'9 Christian white girl with a love for messy buns whose mom sold her to one direction for drug money

y/n really got her dumbass sold to one direction again

Turn on

When one turns on the lights to read their holy bible

i’m just gonna go turn on the lights and grab my bible

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