plocks

This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.

John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!

Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.

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Kop

The extremely derisive and annoying sound one says to interrupt boring, unimportant or unnecessary stories or sentences spoken by friends. It is spoken like the work k (Kay), but with an elongated 'a' to complete the word. Often accompanied by a derisive look, a judging mouth click, snapped fingers and the ignoring of the boring person. Supremely effective in rapid fire situations.

(Anytown, World)
Friend1: Dude, so this weekend, me and my mom were watching C-SPAN and this really intere-
Friend2: (snaps fingers, points at Friend1) Kop.
Friend1: Uh, alright, so after that we knitted some socks for my cat Mitt-
Friend2: Kop. (Turns away from boring person)
Friend1: God, I hate you.

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