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A cell phone company who thinks they are so great, when in fact, they actually suck. They lure you into the store with their "hot" new phones like the Chocolate and then a month later your sitting with your new phone realizing you can't do anything cool with it. Then you call Verizon asking for help, and they act like they couldn't care less.
Then maybe you record a cool video and want to transfer it to your computer with Bluetooth. Oh wait, you can't because your shitty phone company you went with doesn't allow it.
You decide you want to return your phone and get the iPhone wannabe Voyager. Then you realize it has the same interface as your chocolate and return it. Now your stuck with a two year contract with a shitty phone company, not to mention all the hidden charges that come along with your already uber-locked down phone.
AT&T Customer: "Hey Mike, want me to send you that cool song I just recorded and saved as my ringtone."
VZ Customer: "Hey sure, Thanks!" (Gets sound 6 hours later after it being sniffed by Verizon for possible traces of ripping them off).
VZ Customer: "Yo robby, I got dat sound, but i can't save it as my ringtone. We both got have the RAZR"
AT&T Customer: "Yes My Friend, but you have Verizon Wireless. You can't have fun." (Starts uploading limewire content to phone)...Verizon customer goes to cry in corner.
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An overhyped and overpriced piece of shit music player made by Apple. Costs $250 for one that actually works good. iPods will eventually be made to store every piece of content on the iTunes Store. They often tend to break easy, resulting in immediate loss of coolness when you drop it.
Sally ann: "OMG I JusT got AN iPOD!! OMGOMGOMG! IM GONNA FIT IN"
Emo Girl: "I. Got. One. To. Everyone. Will. Be. My. Friend"
2 Hours Later...
Sally Ann: "WTF MY IPAWD JUST LIKE DIED I MEAN LIKE OMG THIS PIECE OF TRASH I"M GONNA GO TO THE APPLE STORE AND JUST LIKe, GO on MYSPACE ON ALL THE compies NOW."
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A day in which schools close because of the fear of being sued by ridiculous parents in the event a bus skids on the ice. Most likely to happen in Eastern Pennsylvania when the first flake of snow falls. Immediately, the schools will call in to the TV Stations to announce their closings. Each school is dependent on one another, for once a school delays or closes, all other schools decide to close as well. A school is also forced to close because otherwise students would be exhausted the next morning because they would be up all night watching the chain reaction of schools canceling, only to find out theirs did not.
"Yes! We got a trace of snow and have a snow day! Haha! My cousin's school is out of the chain reaction of schools and he does not have a snow day. I shall call him during his 3rd period class to tease him."
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The secondary language used in Northeastern Pennsylvania, using quick uneducated-like words to talk about anything.
"Bob had to brush up on his heynabonics before visiting Northeastern PA."
How heynabonics may be used..
When ordering Perogies and Hot Dogs from a church bizzaar:
"Hey gimme couple two tree a dem-der perogies, and maybe one-a-doze hoddags."
When asking if the perogies were good:
"Hey dem-der perogies good, heyna?"
When you go to ask your friend if he's eaten:
You: Jeet Yet?
Him: No, Joo?
When giving directions:
"Well first yous gonna go tru a couple two tree lights, den yous gonna take a left. Then you'll be in soyahville. Go up dem der interstate and youse'll get ta scranin'."
When your teacher tells you sit down:
"Johhny! Go siddown' on your doopa!"
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The common shortened term of the popular motor company, meaning:
1. Found on road Dead.
2. Found on Russian Dump.
That car was Ford.
Dude, you got a Ford!
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