Maryyounged

When you meet a girl that does nothing but nag, nag, nag, the type of girl who you can't get rid of.

John: Hey Carl, let's go to the club.

Carl: I can't, I got maryyounged again, she's a total cunf.

Blowtorch

when you offer to give a blowjob, but instead you bring a blowtorch and burn his dick off

Jim: Hey Mary bj?

Mary: Sure!!!!

(10 minutes later)

Jim: I'm calling the fucking cops you cunf, blowtorching me!!!! Thats twice now!!!!

4👍 6👎