An applephobe that it so intimidated by the beauty and majesty of the iphone and ipad, that he devotes every waking moment to the pursuit of ihating. Scouring the internet for any trace of applebashing or indication that his lifelong obsession with Steve Jobs' deathwatch has finally ended.
Once my boss gets over his ienvy, he can then begin the real work on his penis envy.
I'm just sayin' . . . he's an ihater
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