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Shanghai Shake.
1. Noun. A post move commonly used by the 7' 6" NBA basketball superstar center, Yao Ming. Consists of faking the defender one way and then following with a fadeaway going the opposite direction.
The move has many drawbacks however, if executed poorly, you could contract a tumor. There are other rare, but serious cases in which a man executed the move poorly and broke every bone in his left leg. Needless to say, he never recovered from the injury.
The move however, if executed perfectly, can severely injure the opposing player (if done to an NBA player). If the move is executed on an average person, then he will most likely be killed.
Example 1 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on Shaq*
Shaq: OH MY GOD!!! AHAHHHHAHAHH!!! I'M GOING BLIND!
Example 2 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on random person*
Random Person: WHAT THE HE-- *seizure*
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The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!
Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.
For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.
There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.
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Rorschachism.
The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.
Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
Roger the Beaver: Oh, hey Bill. So, did you hear about the new religion? Rorschachism?
Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...
Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!
*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
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