Black Market

n. The location in which one trades and sell illegal commidity smuggled from an illegal source esp. outside of the location.

Buy High, Sell low. Profit= -$100
Get High, Get low. Morality= -6043

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hot wiring

n. The act of turning a car on.

I hotwiring a car with my hands.

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Stupid

1.
N. An inacurate term used to describe the unintellectualinessof one's mind ;dumb.

2.
adj. A descriptive personality inquiring and enumerating the underintelligents of oneselves.

3.
verb
An act or goal to achieve dumbness,deprive from Pig latin.

1.
Guy 1: You are stOOpid
Guy 2: My intellectual quitiant is 2.5 times higher than yours.
Guy 3: WHAT THAT HECK DOES THAT MEAN?

2.
Guy 4.5: What a damn **ggot(note: Childrens 12 and under its maggot)He is so stupid. But IM stupiderr.

3.
Lets go stupid!

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55378008

I also heard this calculator joke in Third grade from a friend.

A woman had 69(press 69) boobs,
which she was 2(press 2), 2(press 2), 2(press 2) much.
So she went to 51st(press 51) street
to visit DR. X (press multiply)
8(ate) press 8) her boobs and now she's

6922251x8= BOOBLESS

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unkown

n. My way of saying Unknown.

<b>No one was able to understnad what I was saying because it was unkown.

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Anti-Astrophobian

n. A person against fear of stars.

He is an Anti-astrophobian.

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SPAM

A nmemonic/abreviation for
short
pointless
annoying
messages

I get X=10394902385098509238409238409328409328092380924830948^X amount of spams everday.

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