Jack Murphy

dicks cocks penis jack likes em all,

no matter the size he'll swallow them balls.

being is gay is his name,
sucking cocks is his game.

Eating balls and cock is Jack,
Being gay and lesbian is his knack.
He loves to suck dildos,
One time he f* an armadillo.

He eats dick like he eats cheese,
he makes other men get on their knees.
the bend over and start sucking his d,
and then he screams with glee.

he whips it out,
men scream and shout.
he looks so mean,
you start to cream.

he looks over and sees jesus,
which makes him start to go crazy.
he lifts his cock,
and sets his clock.
with a small shot
he wank it out

Jack loves dick,
He gives them a good lick.
likes men and gives them a fuck,

Oh how he loves to do this with his duck.

He has sex with an animal
Eating dicks makes him a cannibal
After sex jack becomes blue,
Be careful he might rape you

he lights it ablaze
and starts to rave
then he whips out the razor

and starts to shave

Shaving is the last thing he does
Just because,
Jack is retarded
Some say that he farted

jacks 6 foot train
will enter your station and put you in pain
and as you depart you start to fart
which leads to a massive shart

as he starts to have sex
he begins to get wet
at sight of his pet
while he is at the vet

Murphy rhymes with fuck me
As he jacked off he exasperated in glee
Jack loves look at klee
He yells aloud my dick is the key

Jack Murphy (n.) a total douchbag, no one likes him, he stinks, hes so skinny u can see his goddamn ribs

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