Some egg in a hole

Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.

Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?

David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some

Nick: *Unzips pants*

David: Oh I get it lol.

Gaming Asymptote

When you have a greater stats in the least important category then you do for the most important category within a videogame.
When this is achieved, you have achieved the Gaming Asymptote.

Isaac: For fucks sake my luck stats is greater than my damage stats.
Me: yep, welcome to the fucking Gaming Asymptote.

the tingles

When you are turned on just enough for it to be hot but not enough to get hard.

"The way Miley Cirus rides that wrecking ball gives me the tingles"

-Nobody Ever

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